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Who is that hot babe in the Canadian Cadbury Thins and Home depot commercials?
She is the girl who sends an e-mail picture of her in lingerie and a cowboy hat to a male co-worker, but it ends up going to everyone in her office by a mistake in the Cadbury commercial. Then she is the wife and mother in a Home Depot commercial. She is very hot.
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Any one interested in Directions for Installing A Husband?
INSTALLING A HUSBAND

Dear Tech Support,
Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
· Romance 9.5
· Personal Attention 6.5,

and then installed undesirable programs such as
· NBA 5.0,
· NFL 3.0
· Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

· Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind,
· Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
· Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

· If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

· Please note that Beer 6. 1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 program These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We re commend
· Cooking 3.0 and
· Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support


I thought it was kinda funny and i wanted to share it with YA! friends.

*:o)
As a married male, I say funny.
Do you think Desperate was given the right advice?
Please answer as my friend needs to know if she got the right advice.

INSTALLING A HUSBAND
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such asRomance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5,and then installed undesirable programs such asNBA 5.0, NFL 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.

If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.

Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0 ;program.These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommendCooking 3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck Babe!
Tech Support



A star for you! That was great!
Poll , What do you think of this ? Funny or not ?
Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as:
F1 5.0, NFL 3.0  and Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or Beer 6.1
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance. We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck Babe!
LMFAO, I'm still laughing from the email and now I have just read it again, way too funny forgot to buckle up seat belts on chair oops :)
Poll> Have u ever tried to load these programs?

As I am a guy Is this how it really works?





INSTALLING A HUSBAND




Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and
noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly
in the flower and jewelry applications, which operated flawlessly under
Boyfriend 5.0.

In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable
programs, such as
Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed
undesirable programs such as:
NBA 5.0,
NFL 3.0 and
Golf Clubs 4.1

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply
crashes the system.

Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these
problems, but to no avail.

What can I do?

Signed,
Desperate.



DEAR DESPERATE,

First, keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package,
while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.

Please enter command: ithoughtyoulovedme.html and try to
download Tears 6.2 and do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update.
If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0 and Flowers 3.5.

However, remember that overuse of the above application can
cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0 or
Beer 6.1
Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will
download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT under any circumstances install
Mother-In-Law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the background that will
eventually seize control of all your system resources.)

In addition, please do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend
5.0. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend:
Cooking 3.0 and
Hot Lingerie 7.7

Good Luck Babe!

Tech Support







Hi mate That was not the download at fault. after all your wife and my late wife got it right 100% perfect download and all systems worked to perfection. that is the worst of trying to buy a husband on E Bay

Where is my halo.
I am concerned , can someone please help me interpret this dream?
I was reading in the library, and i was really really tired. I just wanted to dose off and i put pushed my laptop a little farther away from myself and put my bag in front of me and put my head on it and fell asleep. I got this strange dream and it goes like this : (The following is all in the dream )

" I was sleeping on a table in the library and i was really tired. I was sleeping and then I was hearing noises of people who were sitting beside me. I could feel me thighs and my palms resting on my thighs. I got a dream (Dream inside a dream) ...

There was a bed , in the library, i was on the bed and there was this cute cute cute cute very very cute and hot girl in lingerie and we were playing together. She hopped up on to my back suddenly and i was standing on the bed. She was laughing with her honey-sweet voice and i was trying to get her off and i was saying "Please get off , i am tired baby " ,i said "I can do this tonight but not now.." .. but she wouldn't get off me. I could feel her soft soft hands and soft cheeks by touching her who is holding onto my back, i could feel her legs clutching my abs , and i could feel her hands around my neck. I just want her there, and i wanna keep touching her, but i also want her off my back. Suddenly someone was coming and I thought "OH.. We were in the library" ... "GET OFF BABE" .. She was gone... SHE WAS JUST GONE>..


Now i was in my original dream and I was still sleeping on the table with my head and the "REAL ME" ... I mean ME in reality, wanted to get up because i thought it was time... but i could not get up... I could feel my real arms , real legs and real head but i could not get up... I could not even more my eyes, i could only gulp.... i can hear my gulps.. i could not get up try as i might... I just thought about god helping me to get up and he/she wouldn't let me down... and i tried for 2 eternal minutes which would never end... and i got up really really tired....


What does this all mean?

Why could i not get up even as i was conscious in my dream? Why did this happen? I could feel my hands and legs but i could not move them when i was still in the dream.. why? .. Please tell me ...thank you so much...
Your original dream may have been a wet dream, and tiredness can carry over into a dream (happened to me before) Regarding your paralysis, there are 2 possibilities. One is that you experienced a false awakening, and although you think you are awake, you might actually not be. Vivid, strange dreams are common in naps. Alternatively, you may have been physically unable to move. When you sleep, you body is supposed to paralyze you so you do not move and kill yourself in your sleep. (Excluding sleep walkers) You may have had your senses back, but had not reestablished the full brain-body connection.You definitely need more sleep, which would explain the paralyzation problem.
Blow Up Babe Deluxe (Rock & Roll lyric)?
Willys cynical thought for the day,

Many believe that sarcasm is the lowest form of wit. Yeah, like *that's* freaking true?

BLOW UP BABE DELUXE

By WILLY SENKIWSKY 5/4/04 10:30 PM, Rock & Roll Song

I get the Blues from being alone
So I called Dates R Us on the phone!
Chick on other end said she has a deal for me
And if I buy immediately there's no shipping fee!

(Chorus)
I went and bought a blow up babe deluxe
Like a vacuum cleaner this thing sux!
I don't need to buy her a diamond ring
Just two double A batteries she'll do anything!

I gave her my Visa number saying I'll take a chance
And I don't want the lingerie' not even hot pants!
I waited in my room for the UPS truck
To deliver my Blow Up Babe Deluxe!

(Repeat Chorus)

My new gal does everything I say
If I'm not here we're at play!
Now I just need a few more bucks
To buy a blonde Blow Up Babe Deluxe!!!...

(Repeat Chorus to fade)

Copyright 2004 Willy Senkiwsky -- All Rights Received -- Unauthorized Duplication Prohibited

"The Blues are the roots, and the other music is the fruits." One of Willie Dixon's favorite sayings, from I Am the Blues by Willie Dixon with Don Snowden (DaCapo, 1989)

"Life is like music, it must be composed by ear, feeling and instinct, not by rule. Nevertheless one had better know the rules, for they sometimes guide in doubtful cases, though not often." --Samuel Butler (1612-80), English poet, Author

"Simple music is the hardest music to play and blues is simple music." --Albert Collins

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Does he Like me more than a friend?
i have a friend i have known for about a year but he changed he started to do things that made me think he likes me more than friends this are just examples of what he does.
1.he calles me babe,darls that kinda thing
2.he talks to me for hours on end
3.he teases and jokes with me alot
4.he sends me song lyrics that are lovey dovey
5.he sits behind me in class but he still pranks me so i would look at him
6.he gives me advice about everything and anything
7.he plays the guitar for me
8.he tells me about his future plans
9.he tells me about his family and even shows me picz
10.he wanted a pic of me in lingerie coz i would look hot in it and he would die happy if he saw it
11. he alwayz asks about my love life
12. he alwayz tells me lil facts about him that no one knows
i know i asked that question b4 but i just wanna know does he have feelings for me that is more than friends
that part about wanting a pic of you in lingerie
even i think it would be hot as hell
its just overboard,
and im a guy whose always checking girls out
(he prebaly masturbates to it)

he tottaly likes you
but
dont let him do things to you dat you dont like

if you dont like him,
do something that'll show him it'll never happen
Should i trust him? Please read and answer. I need help?
this is a long story. please read it all, i need help. i will try and summarise.

boyfriend and i have been together for 15 months. he lived long distance and moved in after 4 months. birth control failed and got pregnant almost immediately.

when i was about 2 months pregnant he decided he wanted to look online for people to start a band (he plays guitar). he found this girl and started talking. i was a bit iffy but it was for his band so it was okay. he started talking to her on msn for hours. it got to the point where i literally had to say 'can you be in bed at 10 so we can spend some time together?'. 10:30 rolled around and he still wasnt in bed so i went looking for him. found him on the computer and asked him to please come to bed, you can talk tomorrow. so he did. then as soon as we got in bed, he picked up the ipad and went on ebuddy. i got mad so rolled over and slept. i woke up at 3 am and he was still on ebuddy. so the next day i checked his messages and hardly any of the talk was about band stuff, obviously.

it was all flirty, things like 'what do you prefer on a girl, bikinis or  lingerie?' i confronted him and he knows how to guilt trip me and was saying things like 'why are you trying to take away my band, it makes me happy' so he said he would cut back on msn. then they started texting. he told me she would come over one sunday to play music. i found out, in his texts, that he was planning to meet her the saturday before for a movie so they could 'get to know each other'
and that was it. i told him her or me. he got really mad at me but cut it off with her anyway. he never told her we were pregnant or anything. and the last thing he said to her was 'we can be secret friends'


Two months later i was with him and noticed a new friend on his fb page. I asked who it was and he said he added people from the linkin park fanpage and she was one of them. When he was outside one day i noticed he had messages from her. When i checked them they were really flirty. Like him saying 'hey babe' 'whats up sexy' and she told him she got 'a really hot dress' and he would say 'i bet it looks even hotter on' and he was trying to get her to go ice skating with him. It was just like i didnt exist.

When i confronted him about it he said she was a friend from where he used to live and thats how they always talked with each other. When i told him i remembered who she was he started saying but shes a lesbian so it doesnt matter. But she wasnt. When i asked him why he was lying he said it was because he didnt want to hurt me. I said 'why would you do it in the first place then?' and he said 'i get bored.' so i said if he gets bored he can leave. And i asked if he thought of me while he was doing this and he said yes and then i said 'then you knew it would hurt me' and he said yes but i didnt think you would find it. So i told him he cant keep doing this, he needs to want to be with me and not talk to other girls, so he deleted his fb account.

We had the baby, then last week (4 weeks old) my boyfriend got really angry for no reason and slept alone. The next day he came home and acted like nothing was wrong, when he was out of the room i found a text on his phone. It was to the facebook girl, saying 'hey sexy'. He sent it just after he waled out of the bedroom the night before.

When i confronted him about it this time he said he was upset and just wanted someone to talk to. When i asked why he couldnt have texted one of his friends he said he wanted to talk to someone that i had no connection to. So i asked why he had to do the 'sexy' thing and he couldnt answer me. I didnt understand why he had to text her as soon as he gets upset with me. But he promised he wouldnt do it again and he loves me and he doesnt want anyone else.

Should i trust him? Is this as bad as i feel it is? What should i do/believe? I really need help. Please
Short answer is hell no. I know its hard because of the guy but hes only going to hurt you in the long run unless things drastically change. Re read what you wrote and and ask yourself if you trust him. I think you already know the answer

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